Thursday, November 19, 2009

Leggo My Eggo...Or Just Keep Pulling On It.

So, strolling around the internet today I found that the world is suffering from an Eggo famine (thanks to the Bloggess). I guess Eggo shortage would be a more proper (properer?)-we'll just say more rightlikesounding-term, because as far as I know waffles are not grown on trees. At least not yet. The point is that our waffle supply is dangerously low. So low, that there are actual national news stories about it. Apparently some floods and equipment problems in Atlanta have caused Kellogg's to come up short on Eggo waffles, and Kellogg's will be rationing them to grocery stores until mid-2010.

"What does this have to do with a porn blog?" many of you might ask. Well . . . go ahead . . . ask the question . . . I'll wait.

Have you asked it? I guess an unpublished blog is not the place to have a discussion with people.

The point is, I know how easy it is to find pr0n regarding all sorts of childhood memories like Scooby Doo, or Sonic the Hedgehog, but what about Eggo waffles? Every child remembers drowning Eggos in syrup . . . unless they had diabetes. Then they just wished that they had Eggos drowned in syrup instead of a broken pancreas. The point being, everyone has fond memories of Eggos, unless you're a monster of some sort, like a communist, or a republican. I forget which one we're supposed to hate nowadays. Whatever, Eggos are great and wholesome. This might be a challenge.

I was wrong, it took me less than 60 seconds to find this:

It's a cartoon from Morning Squirtz called Breakfast in Bed. This makes me sad . . . and hungry . . . and now a little disgusted.

If that isn't hardcore enough for you there is also this:

It's a cap of a Weebl's Stuff flash animation Waffles, in which two waffles do it doggy style. Because yeah, that's a good idea.

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