Thursday, November 12, 2009

Actual Obama Porn

For my first post I was going to do something related to the holidays, like turkey porn, or cooking thanksgiving dinner porn, but then I came across Obama Unicorn porn. I shit you not. Here are some examples:



Obama gets an oily back rub from what is apparently an americorn.

















Obama and his americorn rastle a bar (it's wrestle a bear said in the style of people who would like this painting).





















Obama and his americorn take out what is apparently Sarah Palin's retarded moose. I don't know if this is a commentary on Trig Palin, also Sarah might have a penis.

















Obama stares at the ginormous crack of Rush Limbaugh, who is apparently a zeppelin of some sort.


These paintings are the work of artist Dan Lacey, and are extremely strange. More of Lacey's work can be found here and often involve pancakes. Some would argue that this is artistic social commentary, and not porn. I direct those people to the first image. I also direct them to the fact that the Teletubbies were not intended as porn, but then this happened.

I subscribe to the Justice Stewart definition of porn in that I know it when I see it. While I am relatively sure that Lacey did not intend porn, that does not mean he did not create porn. Good job, Dan.

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