tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38290929662869739262024-02-18T21:47:30.394-08:00Rule 34Internet Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, and if there isn't, there soon will be. This blog is here to test Rule 34, to test the internet, and to show how terrible are the places creativity and horniness take us to. By us I mean other people. I'm not into any of this sick crap.Rule 34 Enforcement Agencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09672104596577541711noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3829092966286973926.post-4408321647532843092009-12-04T08:57:00.000-08:002009-12-04T11:04:48.094-08:00Band Geek Porn<span style="font-family:times new roman;">Every morning I awake on my own, no alarm clock needed. My internal clock is such that I awake at the same time day after day. This is true even when I sleep in. I awake, then consciously decide to go back to sleep. Today I was awoken not by my internal mechanisms, but buy a steady thumping noise.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">As it turns out, there is some high school marching band competition going on across the street, and some of the band geeks thought that 6:20 a.m. was a good time to make sure their drums were, I don't know, in tune. Do drums get out of tune? The point is that anyone practicing the drums at 6:20 a.m. should try hammering out their rhythms on their own genitals. It will likely be the most action the band geek will ever see.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Whomever was in charge quickly quieted the drummers, as he probably realized the possibility of being lynched for such behavior at 6:20 a.m. was extremely high. 6:20 a.m. may not be early for some of you, but it is 40 minutes before I get up. For reference, subtract 40 minutes from when your alarm goes off, then add drumming and multiply by band fag. The answer is A= the square root of you being pissed off. There, who says math is pointless, besides everybody.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">As I write this now the air is filled with a mix of music and frustrated sexual inadequacy. This post is for the band fags. Fap away band fags:<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /></span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvipx7qDjGuuAjF1Q7rBPyZY6sExJ5Jbou_BmjfNPM0wlnkA8QLSnL3jNi45Alrdohozg4PHDyztrR33wKo2QTHE89Ipcq7HkWQUo-bEzKKShDjl_njqFCd1GEarjhEe3dTFJXvAtQWvuI/s1600-h/drums.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvipx7qDjGuuAjF1Q7rBPyZY6sExJ5Jbou_BmjfNPM0wlnkA8QLSnL3jNi45Alrdohozg4PHDyztrR33wKo2QTHE89Ipcq7HkWQUo-bEzKKShDjl_njqFCd1GEarjhEe3dTFJXvAtQWvuI/s320/drums.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411434058823443426" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">This is not one of the drummers that awoke me, this is what those drummers secretly dream about.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOuSza98Mr8n7YZmJafSF2pt9O2_UBrf1WdI9kAhj368kjsog5MeMVXcILgykhkFSCNlv9xwNCe5kuV_BTJBC42CI3YYV_cxH6MtCNiyAj9Xd6su2O4qCmynfkCUlchTEVio5T5pg7pvyf/s1600-h/saxa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOuSza98Mr8n7YZmJafSF2pt9O2_UBrf1WdI9kAhj368kjsog5MeMVXcILgykhkFSCNlv9xwNCe5kuV_BTJBC42CI3YYV_cxH6MtCNiyAj9Xd6su2O4qCmynfkCUlchTEVio5T5pg7pvyf/s320/saxa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411434875418114674" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I do not know what this image is titled, but I call it Mario Lopez and his penis . . . and his saxophone . . . and his penis.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqirNfLbWxz4bBPVw8f4uK3lH11DTK2p7vP0tgCqWkwkL5hog8S1xueYCRN9uh0qIf-SN7oIXNNbYVRKfxPuXzn0W8AEWXlDrdOLim39dgWxZRAvI4wI3f3bukp2Y8_jSiadMBQg-wc3U5/s1600-h/sax.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqirNfLbWxz4bBPVw8f4uK3lH11DTK2p7vP0tgCqWkwkL5hog8S1xueYCRN9uh0qIf-SN7oIXNNbYVRKfxPuXzn0W8AEWXlDrdOLim39dgWxZRAvI4wI3f3bukp2Y8_jSiadMBQg-wc3U5/s320/sax.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411436176441076578" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">This photo is proof that there can be no argument over whether the saxophone is gay. Let me be clear, the saxophone is totally gay.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9nYsmEXwAYQeD0ibYcLGX-NNVJygzLEbyotyUo44iiPx6_ZTpswBf5ZyzLV6TI17IiyFJla9IG4_LcFbmPHfoTrX_14yyrMac92eBZck3Fg3fbR2ZHxYxjDP2snZW32myT5AlUPepMIWe/s1600-h/fdrd4y.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9nYsmEXwAYQeD0ibYcLGX-NNVJygzLEbyotyUo44iiPx6_ZTpswBf5ZyzLV6TI17IiyFJla9IG4_LcFbmPHfoTrX_14yyrMac92eBZck3Fg3fbR2ZHxYxjDP2snZW32myT5AlUPepMIWe/s320/fdrd4y.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411439446544830130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">See.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The above images are from a blog called </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://waynes-nude-musicians.blogspot.com/">Wayne's Nude Musicians</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;">, except for the Kenny G pic which is from his 1983 album G Force.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Most of Wayne's pics, but not all, are of guys. Wayne is gay. There is nothing wrong with Wayne or anyone else being gay, but it does explain why Wayne's blog has so much cock.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Not all band geek porn is homosexual in theme:</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCCXKzK4WrLzRcys8s-6Aa0eiFsQS1fJ_541RlQYoWs1V8xNW88COa6aSYizQjNNtG69aYnkzSOgDlqXipjbu_elqRBBgpZLuwVJHm63OHymYen3hOGyIZa9UToEQERzM0kvQdeNvkBqGG/s1600-h/trumpet.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 304px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCCXKzK4WrLzRcys8s-6Aa0eiFsQS1fJ_541RlQYoWs1V8xNW88COa6aSYizQjNNtG69aYnkzSOgDlqXipjbu_elqRBBgpZLuwVJHm63OHymYen3hOGyIZa9UToEQERzM0kvQdeNvkBqGG/s320/trumpet.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411441266286968370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I hope for his sake that there's a swallow valve.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The picture claims to be from </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.jj.am/">www.jj.am</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> but that's not where I found it.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Then, of course, there is the pr0n favorite of geeks everywhere, hentai. Hentai is a Japanese word that means, roughly, pervert. It is used in the U.S. as a classification of illustrated or animated porn of typically Japanese origin. There, who said you never learned anything on this blog? Not me, I would never say that. Here's some band geek hentai:</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP2ufYGOjX3PLSeCjiQWtrP3GMgJPEAJ7ODTSSwfnHbX32rHCVgByz3Tac5mdQ7G8dushPHoThA87ArWnuM0ReD798BokEugKzNOH2r6Qt39-c0w-2SjXCCg1L1auNFJxetAMf0ykbpWSq/s1600-h/30526+-+Merlin_Prismriver+Music+Touhou+brass_instrument+inanimate+musical_instrument+tuba.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP2ufYGOjX3PLSeCjiQWtrP3GMgJPEAJ7ODTSSwfnHbX32rHCVgByz3Tac5mdQ7G8dushPHoThA87ArWnuM0ReD798BokEugKzNOH2r6Qt39-c0w-2SjXCCg1L1auNFJxetAMf0ykbpWSq/s320/30526+-+Merlin_Prismriver+Music+Touhou+brass_instrument+inanimate+musical_instrument+tuba.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411443927201809874" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Admit it, the only question in your mind right now is whether that's a tuba or a sousaphone.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I'm not sure who the author of that monstrosity of a drawing is, and if you think that image is bad, be glad I didn't post the "Music in A Minor" drawing. Think about it for a while. When you get it, you'll want to vomit.<br /><br />Anyway, that's enough of band geek porn. Besides, we all know the hot chicks are in orchestra:<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL0bdVcHljfTkLM13uk13EAoLsEDdx9ys5YmDR9vTC3iUIIWs8sOGYDjpgD0XNDv3rUkP-J9gKtz3eZGZaGHQdYrll5YH7T4XS_JEX61xcVoQNr4fjFqXVpCXkqYuspC_j3KmKQ30dZViJ/s1600-h/orchestra.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL0bdVcHljfTkLM13uk13EAoLsEDdx9ys5YmDR9vTC3iUIIWs8sOGYDjpgD0XNDv3rUkP-J9gKtz3eZGZaGHQdYrll5YH7T4XS_JEX61xcVoQNr4fjFqXVpCXkqYuspC_j3KmKQ30dZViJ/s320/orchestra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411458387240334546" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />If only one of them had a lute! I could totally get off then!Rule 34 Enforcement Agencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09672104596577541711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3829092966286973926.post-3979003895840670972009-11-19T13:59:00.000-08:002009-11-19T15:37:59.090-08:00Leggo My Eggo...Or Just Keep Pulling On It.<span style="font-family:times new roman;">So, strolling around the internet today I found that the world is suffering from an Eggo famine (thanks to the <a href="http://bloggess.com/">Bloggess</a>). I guess Eggo shortage would be a more proper (properer?)-we'll just say more rightlikesounding-term, because as far as I know waffles are not grown on trees. At least not yet. The point is that our waffle supply is dangerously low. So low, that there are actual </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/108191/leggo-your-eggo-theres-a-waffle-shortage">national news stories</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> about it. Apparently some floods and equipment problems in Atlanta have caused Kellogg's to come up short on Eggo waffles, and Kellogg's will be rationing them to grocery stores until mid-2010. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">"What does this have to do with a porn blog?" many of you might ask. Well . . . go ahead . . . ask the question . . . I'll wait.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Have you asked it? I guess an unpublished blog is not the place to have a discussion with people.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The point is, I know how easy it is to find pr0n regarding all sorts of childhood memories like </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.scooby-doo-xxx.com/">Scooby Doo</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;">, or </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery/821584">Sonic the Hedgehog</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;">, but what about Eggo waffles? Every child remembers drowning Eggos in syrup . . . unless they had diabetes. Then they just wished that they had Eggos drowned in syrup instead of a broken pancreas. The point being, everyone has fond memories of Eggos, unless you're a monster of some sort, like a communist, or a republican. I forget which one we're supposed to hate nowadays. Whatever, Eggos are great and wholesome. This might be a challenge.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">I was wrong, it took me less than 60 seconds to find this:</span><br /><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqcuKXV8PHFBT15KcTDGGA4x0WWOoKgcCCjYzNrkqKb_2WsZQygcVAnfEgc0eyqLPrBARPoObWoYSrN2R1rIOisjKpARiB4_JQXEPZY2S4ttKrxFJ55rxaZtaHvv9spg9qPsYtzNXhLBnz/s1600/IMAG031.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqcuKXV8PHFBT15KcTDGGA4x0WWOoKgcCCjYzNrkqKb_2WsZQygcVAnfEgc0eyqLPrBARPoObWoYSrN2R1rIOisjKpARiB4_JQXEPZY2S4ttKrxFJ55rxaZtaHvv9spg9qPsYtzNXhLBnz/s320/IMAG031.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405945308853269074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">It's a cartoon from <a href="http://morningsquirtz.com/">Morning Squirtz</a> called Breakfast in Bed. This makes me sad . . . and hungry . . . and now a little disgusted.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">If that isn't hardcore enough for you there is also this:</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj56LiOYd1xVb1LS8RUARwMVJNBZHXchd08Gmsr9bj_5O480FNQ3VG9sDQPOxCbsej-AF5vIfUnjA7eXaOBkz4AzB1NZni9ZUOky9Ym1Pa3Eiw1E0tLj5oO02LTh6vvyNTcV776xGH37ZYX/s1600/200690+-+Food+inanimate+waffles.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj56LiOYd1xVb1LS8RUARwMVJNBZHXchd08Gmsr9bj_5O480FNQ3VG9sDQPOxCbsej-AF5vIfUnjA7eXaOBkz4AzB1NZni9ZUOky9Ym1Pa3Eiw1E0tLj5oO02LTh6vvyNTcV776xGH37ZYX/s320/200690+-+Food+inanimate+waffles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405947941061508306" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">It's a cap of a Weebl's Stuff flash animation </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Waffles/">Waffles</a><span style="font-family:times new roman;">, in which two waffles do it doggy style. Because yeah, that's a good idea.</span>Rule 34 Enforcement Agencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09672104596577541711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3829092966286973926.post-490432854283645172009-11-12T10:25:00.001-08:002009-11-12T11:32:40.785-08:00Actual Obama PornFor my first post I was going to do something related to the holidays, like <a href="http://www.gaypornblog.com/gay-porn-thanksgiving-mr-Pam-pic-card.jpg"> turkey porn</a>, or <a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/blog%20art/mk032103.jpg"> cooking thanksgiving dinner porn</a>, but then I came across Obama Unicorn porn. I shit you not. Here are some examples:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0ZGQclEl3TWxP8me_kB1Cpri2KTcNNAASvsmcfEGW6H6QNIFlWrZ6Bfm1KjEN0rLuNiQEgqSmG7HYn2J8lszN2-lbo_i2AcNihfxE40jlOxjXkPdckvh8PITSQG9-sW58Z2TKZfmvDxDo/s1600-h/3248094459_a6603bcba2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0ZGQclEl3TWxP8me_kB1Cpri2KTcNNAASvsmcfEGW6H6QNIFlWrZ6Bfm1KjEN0rLuNiQEgqSmG7HYn2J8lszN2-lbo_i2AcNihfxE40jlOxjXkPdckvh8PITSQG9-sW58Z2TKZfmvDxDo/s320/3248094459_a6603bcba2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403292417683424930" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Obama gets an oily back rub from what is apparently an americorn.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW3Ua1YVGUqgbO1Lsi5hegfBNFPV9rmKbcN0bX_UOplTOQYgaAjDW09CxxjgrufiKpMCw2BmOuNuyycggMHwgmfsHKZy3tZp-YsUEmTFqmZ63GaeQdBF1ZyfgplvjBksSEZpqXK2ULj2Pg/s1600-h/Dan-Lacey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgW3Ua1YVGUqgbO1Lsi5hegfBNFPV9rmKbcN0bX_UOplTOQYgaAjDW09CxxjgrufiKpMCw2BmOuNuyycggMHwgmfsHKZy3tZp-YsUEmTFqmZ63GaeQdBF1ZyfgplvjBksSEZpqXK2ULj2Pg/s320/Dan-Lacey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403293764977541090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Obama and his americorn rastle a bar (it's wrestle a bear said in the style of people who would like this painting).<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTndQ_v8XgHpDtvizMIMPP9URJzsCszEPX8AsLgIp3Np87aqlA4iyNDvwuyqfOEklABqLmh-QrmIDq-j2G7RivBkafdaUp4fBIWBggbVyn2_5n7fMTxs2dwam9GjOXlQ_jA3lD38QMydV4/s1600-h/the_final_battle.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTndQ_v8XgHpDtvizMIMPP9URJzsCszEPX8AsLgIp3Np87aqlA4iyNDvwuyqfOEklABqLmh-QrmIDq-j2G7RivBkafdaUp4fBIWBggbVyn2_5n7fMTxs2dwam9GjOXlQ_jA3lD38QMydV4/s320/the_final_battle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403294743571835474" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Obama and his americorn take out what is apparently Sarah Palin's retarded moose. I don't know if this is a commentary on Trig Palin, also Sarah might have a penis.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga2gJ7-VEp8UAqNgUq8wLuqRwFcqP-fbKd8xVd7WrH1M-R0V2h34sqA8_vJ-84POuwUppkMWGwCp464xMRZxmvWmkeHkH5x6nKKQcp5iIPWrN4LsSQXYMBmogAExJqEMVOnHAeVyaPLpod/s1600-h/obama_unicorn_rush_limbaugh.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga2gJ7-VEp8UAqNgUq8wLuqRwFcqP-fbKd8xVd7WrH1M-R0V2h34sqA8_vJ-84POuwUppkMWGwCp464xMRZxmvWmkeHkH5x6nKKQcp5iIPWrN4LsSQXYMBmogAExJqEMVOnHAeVyaPLpod/s320/obama_unicorn_rush_limbaugh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403297047736085074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Obama stares at the ginormous crack of Rush Limbaugh, who is apparently a zeppelin of some sort.<br /><br /><br />These paintings are the work of artist Dan Lacey, and are extremely strange. More of Lacey's work can be found <a href="http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/"> here</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> and often involve pancakes. Some would argue that this is artistic social commentary, and not porn. I direct those people to the first image. I also direct them to the fact that the Teletubbies were not intended as porn, but then <a href="http://rule34-images.paheal.net/f836469709cf2a4e442d297339f32931/297181%20-%20Teletubbies%20Tinky_Winky%20po.jpg"> this</a> happened.<br /><br />I subscribe to the Justice Stewart definition of porn in that I know it when I see it. While I am relatively sure that Lacey did not intend porn, that does not mean he did not create porn. Good job, Dan.Rule 34 Enforcement Agencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09672104596577541711noreply@blogger.com0